Very busy getting ready for multiple shows, but here’s a shortie for you:
Two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons recently surveyed colleagues to find the most requested celebrity body parts, and the Star tabloid figured that if you combined them all, it should create the perfect face. To find out, they pieced together a photo of a woman with Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and Angelina Jolie's lips; and a photo of a young man with Daniel Craig's blue eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose and Matt Damon's lips.
To be perfectly frank (or perfectly Frankenstein), the woman just looks to me like a lot of women who’ve had too much plastic surgery, and the result of stitching all those perfect young male parts together is a face that looks surprisingly like a young Jay Leno with a smaller chin. I guess this means Jay Leno is just one chin surgery away from perfection.
Ironically, if Jay Leno went to a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, he’d probably come out looking exactly like a young Jay Leno with a smaller chin.
I suppose if a woman didn't want to have all that done to her face, she could just get Dolly Parton's breasts. Then she'd never have to worry about any man ever looking her in the face again.
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Laura, I sat beside you at Maureen McGovern's show.... looking forward to your Cole Porter show in May!
Just got today's notice of the Cooperative Arts Newsletter, and there you were! Coincidentally, my chorus in the same publication, on page 15, advertising our next "gig" an evening of gambling and RichTones!
Enjoyed looking at your website; so wish I could have seen the show you're just ending today.
~~Yvonne Streeter
The male looks like a young Jay Leno -- if he was a vampire. And I can't decide if the female looks more like robot soldier, or a blowup doll.
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